May 2013
lol-sobbing:
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
gothlolita:
reason s to date me
i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
i am very popular in nintendogs
i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
macaroni and cheese
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foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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kushdrinker:
i need to do a sex
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
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theboysofsilence:
the uk grading system:
100-50000000 = A
union jack = B
egg = C
???????????? = D
64 = F
the us grading system:
20 = A
mcdonald = B
- 49 = C
99 cent menu = D
600 = F
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assiest:
i like to be degraded during sex… call me insulting rocket power names like ‘lame-o’ ‘shoobie’ or ‘squid’
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